Everly
What it is: There’s nothing I can say here that won’t spoil the trailer for you.
Pros: +This trailer is pulling of the cheap action movie look very well.
+The first opponent is a hooker with sais? This just got interesting.
Cons: -An Asian villian with a sword? This guy be be either yakuza or triad, or someone’s getting hit with a racism accusation.
-Arming sequence could have been done a little better. Flourishing the sword is one thing, but hiding a gun in Salma Hayek’s bra is a major mistake. Not much room in there. Better hope the thing doesn’t accidentially go off.
Overall score: 4/5 stars (I probably will see this movie.)
Maybe I won’t shell out the cash for this film, but I will definately stream it if I can, probably off of Netflix. I know some people will say this movie looks cheap and stupid, but so are a lot of movies these days. At least this movie sort of embraces it’s cheapness in a way that’s amusing. And in case you didn’t understand the purpose of this blog, I’m allowed to have opinions.