With 2014 drawing to a close, It’s time for a new yearly tradition: The At the Trailers Awards! This is where I pick my favorite and least favorite trailers and stars of this year. Today, I’ll look at the worst of those trailers so I can start the new year with positive thoughts! With that in mind, let’s look at the worst trailers this year!
Worst Action Movie Trailer: John Wick
A lot of people have told me this movie was good, but if so, the trailer captured none of that information. With Keanu Reeve’s melodramatic acting and questionable action clips, John Wick did nothing to capture my interest.
Honorable mention: San Andreas, The Gunman, Outcast
Worst Drama Movie Trailer: Little Boy
With a sickly sweet message, and a needless cameo by Kevin James, Little Boy was one film I knew that I didn’t care to understand. I’m just thankful that this movie will probably not be overhyped in any sense of the word.
Honorable Mention: The Humbling, Serena, Reach Me
Worst Comedy Movie Trailer: Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever
Honestly, I feel stupid for even reviewing this trailer. I mean, anyone who actually watches made for TV movies really reaps what they sow. If you read the review of this trailer, you’ll notice the point where my rage actually overcomes my ability to spell.
Honourable Mentions: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, The DUFF, Sex End
Worst Thriller Movie Trailer: Ex Machina
A creepy cast of nobodies, overused premise and too suggestive ending make this the worst thriller movie trailer I’ve seen, in my opinion, which is what this blog solely consists of.
Honourable mention: Nightcrawler, Blackhat, In the Heart of the Sea
Worst Crime Drama Trailer: Nightcrawler
To be fair, I probably didn’t tag enough movies as Crime Dramas or watch a long enough trailer to really warrant giving the award to this movie. But, life’s tough like that.
Honourable Mentions: Cymbeline, Kill me Three times
Worst Horror Movie trailer: Amityville: The Awakening
Man, was this a tough award to give out. But, after a bit of thought, I realized that of all the horror movie trailers I’ve reviewed, this one has the least potential to be enjoyable. A sad attempt to reanimate a franchise long past it’s time, and an At The Trailers Worst Actress award nominee as the lead secure this trailers award.
Honorable Mentions: The Pyramid, Annabelle, The Woman in Black 2
Worst Romance Movie: The Longest Ride
This trailer was without a doubt the least inspired romance movie I’d ever seen, coasting off of the fame of Nicholas Sparks to tell a completely mundane story.
Honorable Mention: Serena, Suite Francais, Two Night Stand
Worst Sci-fi Movie Trailer: Welcome to Yesterday (Or whatever they call it now).
A film so obscure that they could change it’s title and no one gives a damn! Rightly so, in my opinion. This trailer was just another reason to hate Michael Bay.
Honorable Mention: Iron Sky 2, Insurgent, Interstellar
Worst Historical Movie Trailer: Serena
Hey, Serena got honorable mention for three different categories! I had to give it something!
Honorable Mention: Suite Francais, Outcast, Against the Sun
Worst Fantasy Movie Trailer: Strange Magic
Style over substance. That’s the only thing I have to say about this crapload of CGI that barely passes for a trailer.
Honorable Mentions: Cinderella, Seventh Son, Pan
Worst Musical Trailer: Annie
A needlessly modern update of the most well known musical in the world, starring no one famous for singing.
Honorable Mentions: None, clean sweep for Annie.
Worst Biopic Trailer: Danny Collins
How ironic. Danny Collins would have probably loved to have Al Pachino portray him in a movie. Too bad it only happened after Pachino stopped being in good movies.
Honorable Mentions: To write Love on her Arms, True Story, MacFarlane USA
Worst Animated/Childrens movie trailer: Peanuts
Unappealing to adults, and irrelevant to kids, Peanuts is a zero-demographic trailer. I don’t even care what the movie ends up being like, it can only end in two ways. With more of the same, or completely ruining peanuts.
Honorable mention: Minions, Penguins of Madagascar, Big Hero Six
Worst Actor in a Trailer: Al Pachino
Pachino’s weird ass performances in The Humbling and Danny Collins bagged him this uncoveted award this year. The only reason he beat out Kevin James here is because no one expects anything from Kevin James.
Honorable mention: Kevin James (big surprise there), Ioan Gruffard, Jaime Foxx
Worst Actress in a Trailer: Bella Thorne
Thorne’s two trailer appearences on this blog, The Duff, and Amityville: The Awakening, both ended up getting nominated for Worst of 2014 awards. I get the feeling that we’re going to see Bella Thorne in the news for something, if you know what I mean.
Honorable Mention: Aubrey Plaza, Jennifer Lawrence, Julianne Moore
That about does it for the worst of 2014. I’d like to say that the Best of 2014 will be up for you to read tomorrow, but I have to work and then it’s New Years Eve. Basically, if it doesn’t come up tomorrow, whenever I wake up on Thursday will be when you can expect to read it.